Tuesday, February 26, 2013
Immigrant Attends His First Game
A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new
country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run....run! The
next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up
and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run you bastard,
r-run will you!" A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman,
obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-run you
bastard, r-r-run will you!" The next batter held his swing at three and
two and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up yelling "R-r-run
you bastard, r-r-run!" All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he
sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment whisper,
"He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls." After this explanation
the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, "Walk with pr-r-ride
man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!!"
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